Seeing as how I'm not a fan of spam emails and I don't have the time to read a bunch of nonsense, I won't be publishing my email here. If you'd like to contact me, you're welcome to keep it under 140 characters and send it to me on Twitter. If you have a problem with some software I've written, I encourage you to open a new issue for it on GitHub. Please submit all other inquiries via curl to /dev/null.